Sunday, February 10, 2013

CNBC's "Princess" with Gail Vaz-Oxlade: "Princesses" adjusting to life in the "real" world

 


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I often watch CNBC throughout the week and about two months ago, I saw advertisements for a show on their weekend lineup.  Along with The Suze Orman Show, they've been airing Canadian network Slice's series "Princess" on Saturday nights.  I decided to DVR it simply on the title alone, not knowing for sure what the show was about.

Now, I watch way too many shows but I had to add this one to the lineup after the first episode that I saw.  The show follows Jamaican-Canadian financial expert Gail Vaz-Oxlade as she attempts to help young women (sometimes men) in dire need of financial guidance.  Often, their family, friends and/or partners have written to the show asking for Gail's help.  These "princesses" (hence the show's title) have been preying on the kindness, weak hearts and bank accounts of those around them and their benefactors have had enough. 

I was amazed from the first show how entitled these chicadees feel.  Every week though, the princesses they showcase are more and more extravagant.  I mean some of these chicks are thousands of dollars in debt, have no job or make around/less than $30K a/yr (and I'm not sure if that's in Canadian money) and some of them have the audacity to hire car services to cart them around as they spend the money that their boyfriends and sometimes parents have TWO JOBS to earn.  Now, I get that these are extreme cases but still, you cannot help but be stunned when Gail uses the computer and projector to illustrate in flat out language and pictures just how bad their financial situations are with the princess and her loved ones standing around her.  Sometimes, they have no actual idea of the whole situation and their parents are usually left stunned knowing the severity of the hole their child is in.  Gail lists their standing debt, along with current salary and will show them on a pie chart what percentage they are spending their money on. 

The most intriguing part is when she shows them what percentage of their salary they are spending every month on frivolous needs (often this is like 150% - 250% because they are spending other peoples money as well), how much they need to make to pay back their debt and finally how much they need to pay back the debt and live the way they have been living.  For one princess who was making less than $15K/yr (I forget how much exactly), she would have needed to make somewhere in the area of $150+ (again, I forget how much exactly) to live how she's been living and pay back her debt.

Gail will then take away their credit cards and put the princess on a cash diet.  Then she will issue various exercises that the princesses desperately need to do to alleviate their financial situation.  These activities include finding a or a new job, attitude adjustment, taking on responsibilities around the home or in the community, a give back challenge (to those the princess has been relying on for $) and set goals challenge (life and career goals and creating budget to sustain it).  Depending on how well they perform throughout the weeks long project, Gail will decide if they will receive part or all of the $5,000 reward to help payback their debt.

It's amusing to watch Gail push these chicks off of cloud 9 and see the princesses join the rest of us in the real world.  Their often disgusted by having to clean rather than hire someone else to do it, learn to go to work and cook for themselves, figure out how to budget the cash she gave them to use during the week(which is usually between $20 - $70 depending on the princess' lifestyle) to use on food and other small expenses and sometimes make them think, yes truly think, about their future career and life goals.

On a more serious note though, the show sheds light on the financial mess and debt that so many young people are accumulating.  They are chasing an image and lifestyle that they cannot afford and are struggling with the aftermath like a lot of 20 to 40 yr olds now face.  Though I myself am not in a situation like these young people are, I sometimes take away a lesson or two.

 

 

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Of the episodes I've seen so far, Gail usually manages to get some wisdom through these princess' invisible tiaras but every once in a while, she comes upon a princess who just DOESN'T get it.  Meet Ashley C.  From all appearances, this is one fierce fabulista.  She stood out to me because she's a sistah, her hair is on point, her fashion is tight, she's in good shape.  She has no job yet lives in a condo or apartment in gorgeous high rise with stainless steel everything, granite countertops and great décor that a cleaning crew comes in maintains for her.  She hires a car on the weekends to chauffeur her around and everything. 

But turns out, she's not as fabulous as she initially seems.  She's $45K in debt at only 23yrs young, her parents and boyfriend all work and give HER an allowance every week that she breezes through.  Her boyfriend owns a construction company and works hard yet has no money because his money funds HER lifestyle.  After Gail does her financial analysis on Ashley's situation, it turns out Ashley is going into debt at about $4K monthly and would need like $115K (mind you she has NO job) in order to pay her debt back and maintain her lifestyle.

This is one of Gail's prissiest princesses yet and did not take well to Gail's program initially. Let's just say.......Ashley JUST DIDN'T GET IT.  If you have an opportunity to, check out an episode.  Princess airs on Saturday evenings on CNBC at 10pm EST.

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HBO's "Girls": "Voice of a Generation"

I'm an avid HBO viewer.  For as far back as I can remember, HBO has been a stronghold in my home.  Since Kids in the Hall, Def Comedy Jam and the Larry Sanders Show in the early 90's, I've always had some acquaintance with HBO series.  So last spring I heard about this show Girls, it's original time slot conflicted with another television show I watched and I forgot about it.

Over the next few months tho, I read little snippets of reviews or comments online so I thought it was time to give it a chance, finally, during the summer. I was really curious to see what all the hype was about.  Frankly, it couldn't hold my interest.  I tried over and over again to re-watch the first few episodes but I would either fall asleep or become distracted by something else.  I just remember thinking that it was kind of slow, that not one actor was ethnic NOT ONE (that's kind of weird for a television show set in NYC) and the show seemed cold - I mean, it didn't depict NY as vibrant as I know it is (I live in NYC).  I never went past episode 3, in fact I don't think I ever finished it.

Fast forward to about two months ago.  In watching Boardwalk Empire, I saw trailers for the new season of Girls to be airing in January 2013, noting that the entire season 1 was on demand. So, I decided to give it another chance.  I kept hearing about how fabulous Lena Dunham is for the latter part of 2012 and I really wanted to figure out what the draw was. 

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I don't know why but this time the show had me hooked from episode 1, I honestly don't know what changed. If you haven't seen this show or heard of it, "Girls" is a show depicting the lives of several young 20 something's living and loving (more like sexing) in NYC.  The show's writer is also the star, Lena Dunham, who portrays Hannah Horvath.  The series follows her as she struggles with finding herself, establishing a career and becoming an adult.  Her friends are along for the ride, bringing their own problems to light.  Marnie, (Allison Williams, daughter of news anchor Brian Williams) plays the gorgeous level headed friend.  In a serious relationship, she seems to have her life on track but really doesn't.  There's Shoshanna, still a student at NYU, very eager and desperately wanting to shed her virgin status.  Finally, there's Jessa.  She's that friend that everyone has or knows, the kind that is effortlessly sexy.  She's sort of mysterious, worldly, fun, easy-going - the kind of girl the rest of us awkward girls almost hate (but we can't ) because they're so damn interesting without trying and we want to be like them.

Anyway, the first season actually turns out to be quite amusing.  All kinds of stuff happens to these kids.  At times, it is serious and at others, it is quite comical.

So, I'll admit, I did read the article by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (check it out here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kareem-abduljabbar/girls-review_b_2593756.html) and if I hadn't attempted to re-watch the first season, I might agree with him wholeheartedly. Yet, here's the thing - the show is, as Hannah is famous for saying, the "Voice of a Generation", a new generation that I believe unless you are part of our generation, you may not fully relate to.  We're a bunch of college graduates (many of us still toting student loan debts) trying to make it in a really fast paced world after an economic collapse.  Most cannot find sufficient employment in their chosen field or no longer have a desire to pursue a career in their major, and attempt other careers such as any of the following: cupcake baker (if you live here, you definitely know Magnolia, Billy's and Buttercup serves as an inspiration to MANY), party promoter, some sort of freelance anything (stylist, makeup artist, etc.), musician, artists....the list goes on and on. 

We're bombarded by pictures of photoshopped celebrities all day everyday with perfect bodies and skyhigh networths.  "Celebrities" no longer refers to the genuinely talented, everyday we watch the Kardashians and other reality show personalities reach fame simply by doing nothing or for being ordinary people.  Our generation feels underachieved if we haven't found some way to become a celebrity in our own right and find a way to leave our mark in this world.

Our language is no longer the same, we choose to text rather than call, we sometimes speak in acronyms like ttyl (I mean in ACTUAL conversation, people will ACTUALLY say this) and we're CONSTANTLY connected via iPhone to any number of social networks.  News and gossip spreads immediately and like wildfire.  We are more aware of any number of celebrity twitter battles than our own parents lives.  In fact, you're the odd one out if you DON'T have some sort of Twitter or Facebook account.  But, most importantly, sex became such an un-taboo subject so early in our lives, that by the mid-20's, yes most of our generation is incredibly oversexed and scarily casual about it.

So thinking about it, yup, Girls actually is a pretty accurate portrayal of our generation.  I realize now that what I took for "coldness" when I first saw this show last summer is perhaps a reflection of how disenchanted our generation is.  We're not wowed or shocked by much these days and we no longer view the world as a great, amazing place with bright eyes and lots of eagerness.  We've grown up (in that regard) a lot faster than generations before us.  No, this show isn't as glamorous as Sex and the City, it's not as over the top funny as other shows depicting people trying to make it in the city(like How I Met Your Mother).  But that's just the point.  It is unique, it is quirky, it is new - just like our generation.  There is nothing to compare it, so do we really have a basis for criticizing it?

As a viewer, there are things I'd like to see on the show.  I'd like to see more ethnicities (Hannah's black republican fling at the beginning of season 2 was amusing and a good start) and see the characters venture to other parts of the city as most of us living here do.  But this is Ms. Dunham's view of our generation and the city and I can't knock that.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Now Kris may hurt Kim's baby?!

So unless you live under a rock, you're probably aware that despite being separated for nearly a year and a half, Kim Kardashian is still Mrs. Humprhies.  After the two married in a supposedly $10 Mil ceremony, she filed for divorce just 72 days later.  The shock and hilarity of the move came within weeks after the wedding aired on E!, drawing the networks highest ratings ever.


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After lots of jokes and punch lines, most of the world thought for sure the divorce would be completed within a few months - about a much time the two were together.  Unfortunately, the Hump has managed to drag the ordeal out for much longer.  The two could have come to an agreement moved on by now but Kris keeps standing in the way.

As we are all going on pure speculation and not actual facts seeing as though we are all just outsiders looking inm- there have been several, ever changing reports as to why.  At first it was reported that Kris sought an annulment over divorce as a prenup stipulated that he would not be able to discuss their marriage afterward.  An annulment would be sort of like saying the marriage never happened so the rules would not apply and he could (and probably would) go on and proceed to trash talk the celebutante and her family.  Kim refused to comply.

Tho still married, she moved on, only adding fuel to the fire.  Some time around Spring 2012, Aunt KiKi(as nephew Mason calls her) began dating rapper Kanye West and by all accounts, the couple have been in love and inseparable ever since.  As a New Year's present to every gossip column and paparazzo in the world, the pair announced that they are expecting a visit from the stork.



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So why isn't she unmarried yet? Kris has been out of the picture for over a year.  We thought Kris wanted an annulment and if reports are accurate, she was ready to give him one a few weeks ago.  So why the hold up?

I guess that would just be too.....easy, huh? It started that Kris wanted Kim to admit that their marriage was a publicity stunt. Then he was upset she moved on.  Sometime after that, it was reported that he enjoyed making Kanye upset.....now, he's just doing it just because he can. 

So my advice to Mr. Humphries: ENOUGH ALREADY.  It's over.  Let it go.  You have spent more time than you  two were together embarrassing yourself without the help of any Kardashian.  At first you had some sort of public sympathy and now we're almost rooting for Kim - who thought THAT would ever happen.  I get it, you were eaten by the Kardashian publicity monster, you were roped in to a marriage that made you a laughing stock but here's the good news, we've moved on and we have much more to amuse ourselves with-  Beyoncé lip-synching, Rih Rih and Breezy, Kenya Moore and if nothing else, we can always turn on an episode of Honey Boo Boo.

According to Perez and NY Post, Kris even turned down a $10 Mil divorce settlement? $10 Mil?! If he were tryin to hold out for bragging rights, does he REALLY think that he can make up that much later? After dragging all this out, does he truly believe anyone will pay that amount after all the fodder he's brought on himself? Maybe i'm just too broke but I woulda taken that and ran and let's face it bruh, you're not Kobe - you might be wantin that ka-ching later.  Besides, at this point the public knows most of the details - your old news, not much of a story there.

Now, it is reported that the stress of the divorce may harm Kim and Kanye's unborn child.  The record is scratching, the crazy dramatics that make this whole ordeal seem more like an opera is drawing to a close and the fat lady is singing. The fun and games are over.


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At first, one would think Humphries behavior was that of a truly earth shattered, saddened groom.  But at this point, he's way past that.  This is just mean and quite frankly, Kris Humphries gives the rest of us angry heartbroken exes a bad name.

Just sign the papers and move on dude.  She has.


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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Love and Hip Hop NY Season 3 Ep. 5 Recap

SPOILER ALERT: If you have not viewed Season 3's Episode 5 of LHHNY, please proceed with caution.  ALL IMAGES FROM www.VH1.com

This week's episode begins with Rich summoning Yandy to discuss the situation with Erica.  After asking if it's for real that she's his boo thang, she says "you know the golden rule, we don't mix business with pleasure" please tell me someone other than myself had a flashback to this time last year when HER mentor told her just about the same thing with the Jim Jones and Chrissy triangle? Altho this situation isn't quite the same, she sure is someone to be talking about keeping boundaries.  Rich proceeds to explain his issue with Liv not giving in to his requests for her participation on the track with Erica and that someone needs to give her a chance.  Yandy reluctantly agrees to talk to her despite the bust up she caused at her event with Olivia and will give some sort of counselor's opinion to Rich afterward.




The next shot cuts to Tahiry making good on her deal with Joe. If you recall, she agreed to cook dinner for him if he passed the home drug test she asked him to take.  Somehow I recall that this dude had a girlfriend he spoke with on camera a few weeks ago, am I wrong?  where IS this chick? she's not ever around! but anyway, he shows up and they discuss various subjects over steak.  she mentions that she's in the process of making music at the studio and invites him to come.  in the confessional, Joe says "nowadays, everybody and their mother thinks they can get in the booth and put out a hit" presumably referring to Jim and his mom.  real subtle there Joe. I'd love to see the fireworks that would arise if Jim was still on this show and came back at that.

after jokingly apologizing to Tahiry for not being able to stay for whatever tryst she may have been set up and ready for as an after dinner activity, he bounces but not before giving her one of THOSE hugs...ya'll know the one, the real flirtatious feel each other up hug *rolls eyes*

Raqi and Jen pitch a show to EBRO, the programming director at Hot 97 about a double female hosted show.  After stating that he's not currently looking for on-air talent and is there out of love for Raqi, she convinces him to give the women a shot at an interactive internet streaming program.  BUT, and this is a very important but, he emphasizes that no flirting can happen. NONE. ZILCH. Jen begins to question Raqi's reputation.  Perhaps there is a reason that he is making this explicitly clear in regards to Raqi especially after last week's debacle with Rashidah checking Raqi's "P" miles with people in the industry in the past.


Yandy has her meetup with Erica in which the latter explains her past through tears and why that makes her the way she is. Though the elder explains to her that she is not alone in having a tumultuous past, she has to straighten up as it might excluding her from opportunities.  Though needed and heartfelt, this blogger didn't get the impression that the message was strong enough.  The two part with Yandy feeling sorry for Erica and I think that sort of pity is the very same reason Rich can't seem to shake this chick.

Tahiry, Rashidah and Winter (who I completely forgot was even on this show) meet to discuss her recent activities with Joe.  Thankfully, Winter is perhaps the first person in a long time to point out to T that Joe is shackin up with someone else.  As usual, the friends reiterate that she shouldn't be allowing herself to get involved with Joe again to which she claims that he asked her for help and she would feel guilty if she turned her back on him.   what is a girl to do? upon hearing that Tahiry's song is about him, they try to reason with her but of course there's no making sense with someone who isn't over a past lover.  quite frankly, the producers could have cut this entire clip from the episode as it mirrored every other exchange T has had with Rashidah.....but they probably had some sort of obligation to film in Brooklyn's Woodland.

At Yandy's family photo shoot, Mandeecees finds out that her mom and she are moving to Jersey.  When he attempts to question it, Yandy glides over it by leaning in to baby Omere (who is gorgeous btw) and saying it's no big deal in near baby tongue.  that was smooth Yandy, LOVED it! In the confessional, she claims they're just boyfriend and girlfriend so she really didn't see the big deal.  That really puts things in perspective, huh? They have an argument about the moving plans on the terrace ending with Mandeecees threatening not to come home.  But have no fear, Yandy is full of surprises.  After Kimbella insists that it is Yandy's duty to bring the sexy back, Yandy films a sexy video and shows it to her baby daddy during a stay at the first of "many" hotels they stayed in.  The shocking part is, she actually did a pretty good job.  If she hadn't become a manager, she could've attempted a career as a video vixen.

I don't know how Yandy has time for everything seeing as though she also managed to get to the studio and check out Erica's first attempt at a ballad.  The songstress, model, dancer err......wait, what exactly IS Erica manages to produce a decent sample, Yandy admits she's surprised that it's not bad (her hopes of showing up to laugh her guts out were dashed) and leaves to return to the office.


Joe finally makes it to the studio to hear Tahiry's project.  The usual banter and body language is exchanged between the two.  Check out that knee touching.  Ladies, don't we all know that move? Carelessly blatant.


But the best and most amusing part of episode 5 is the fight between Jen and Raqi.  They finally do their first show but surprise, surprise, Raqi flirts relentlessly with the guest, rapper Vado.  Jen remarks that she feels uncomfortable but the words completely fall on deaf ears.  Later when they meet at Harlem Tavern, Jen expresses her frustration that she didn't get enough airtime to which Raqi points out  that the opportunity of the show took place not only because of her connection but that she had been working on it for months beforehand.  Disgusted, Jen recites her resume for Raqi so as to clear up any confusion that she needed her help to get back on the radio especially when she was about to "straddle" Vado right then and there during the broadcast.  The argument quickly escalates with Jen smartly walking away and leaving in the car.  Raqi approaches her before she leaves to ask how they're leaving the situation between them. When she tells Jen good luck on making it in the biz again after Jen essentially ends her role with. The program nearly sounded like a record scratching when Jen says "I'm white, it will get done, I'm white, it will get done".

Tread lightly Jen, don't forget how many of the viewers are ethnic and this blogger was pretty offended. 

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Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Vanderpump Rules Season 1 Ep 5 Recap

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SPOILER ALERT: If you have not viewed Episode 5 of Season 1, proceed with caution.

SOOOOOO...........Episode 5.  I have two words: Ghetto B$tch.  Never in a million years would I have thought that Lisa Vanderpump of all people would murmur those words but I'm getting ahead of myself.

The episode begins at Lisa's home where she is preparing for a tea party (perhaps the tea party showcased on next week's RHOBH? guess we'll have to tune in) by bringing a few Sur staff to setup.  She pulls Jax aside who clearly is still upset and emotional about what went down in Vegas for Stassi's birthday weekend. 

Speaking of Stassi, her world is far from what it was before she left for the fun and fighting-err festivities.  She even says in confessional that walking into work is like literally walking into hell.  Her 'yes' women fan club are no longer her friends, she cannot leave to go home because the manager will not let her and low and behold, Jax is dating another Sur employee, recovering meth addict Laura-Leigh.  Though Jax says it just sorta happened and insists that she is NOT a rebound, we cannot help but doubt it.  Not only are they way too lovey dovey for such a short amount of time being together, Jax boasts that she is the best sex of his life negating to mention little more about her.


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What's more, I can't help but get the impression that Laura-Leigh is actually kind of needy....I meant aside from the INCREDIBLY SQUEAKY ANNOYING voice that emanates from her lips.  If it weren't for the content of what was being said throughout the episode, I would have fast forwarded every single time she spoke.  Anyway, she mentions to the group that she had a war of words via text with Stassi.  Although Stassi's text are classic Stassi language, they did give incite to things happening in previous days i.e. Laura-Leigh approaching Stassi to inform her of the new relationship with Jax.  Stassi did reply by insulting her and basically telling LL she should enjoy her sloppy seconds and know that everyone around her knows how pathetic she is to which Laura responded "I can live with that".  Cute come back LL you do look needy, you ARE enjoying her seconds and come on..............do you REALLY think your new found relationship with Jax is gonna work? Really?

Afterward, Lisa decides to form a staff meeting.  At first I thought it wasn't necessary given that it probably wasn't her business but when she explained that the fact most of her employees were there and caused a ruckus, their behavior became a reflection of Sur to which I absolutely, hands down agreed.  Jax took complete and utter responsibility for going to Vegas uninvited and inciting the fight.  Of course the meeting went how you would expect a meeting with Stassi and everyone else would go - lots of yelling, finger pointing and insults.  One thing I have to say I was surprised about is that Stassi owned up to every last thing Laura claimed that Stassi did and sent her via text.  Probably the only time this will happen, I give Stassi a resounding round of applause.  She owned up to all her bullying but am I the only one who thought they were re-watching Regina George in Mean Girls?















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The discussion ended with not much resolve except that it came to Lisa's attention that Stassi is seriously threatening Laura-Leigh and the realization that Stassi is being a "Ghetto B$tch".  The 5 minute performance LL gave everyone telling Stassi was classic and entertaining though....especially when she exclaimed "whoa" as she finally stopped for air and plopped herself down.

Later, Stassi attends Scheana's first live performance......like ever with full intentions of mocking and making fun of her but to her chagrin Scheana actually did a helluva job on stage.  Seeing that she has no friends left and questioning everything, Stassi attempts to leave but ends up in get this, SCHEANA'S arms crying. Wow, talk about tides turning, huh? Scheana managed to console the sobbing bully and bring her back into the venue where they had a drink.....but Stassi made Scheana pay of course. 

Reflections on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 12

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So spoilers ahead, if you have not seen Season 3 Episode 12 of the RHOBH please proceed with caution.

The episode begins with the ladies still in Las Vegas for Brandi's female empowerment by dancing against a pole workshop.  I have to say Brandi did a good job, she was pretty nervous as evidenced from last week's episode but soon enough, she was in her element and having fun.  So were the ladies, EVEN Lisa, even YOLANDA for that matter.  But of course, every party needs a pooper and I guess that's why they invited Marisa Zanuck. If you remember, Brandi has been hanging with her since Kyle's ill-fated dinner party in which Faye Resnick ran her out of the dinner in tears. Brandi and Marisa have been pretty chummy ever since and Brandi must have felt compelled to invite her to the girls getaway.  Boy was she miserable.  She clearly stated that she sees no female empowerment in ANY part of pole dancing........so MY questions is, why in san heck did she go to Vegas? She knew the purpose of the trip before she left Cali.  I'm just saying, if she didn't want to be there THIS blogger would have been more than happy to have taken her place.  She was so ungrateful being there that she stepped away from her VERY short stint walking around the pole and grunted her disdain for the activity. smh.  Not that this blogger is supporting pole dancing, but it was meant to be a fun event with friends, nothing more.  NOT something to get all Gloria Steinem about. sheesh.

meanwhile back home, Kim is going in for surgery on her nose.  Kyle isn't aware of this until the day of, during a conversation she has with Kim on the phone in the limo with the rest of the ladies sitting all around.  or perhaps Kim isn't aware if she is going to have surgery that day either, maybe yes, maybe no she's not sure (basic Kimspeak).  The women are concerned about her having such a serious procedure done and are surprised at Kyle's nonchalance, especially Yolanda.  However, given Kim's behavior in the past seasons (and presumably her entire life before now), this is just another incident that Kim has gone and done....is it really surprising Kyle can be all up in arms about it anymore? That kind of endless caring can be exhausting and would have ruined her weekend of which Kim would have no apologies for causing.

In other news, Adrienne has decided to start a bag line....just what the economy needs, ANOTHER handbag line.  She makes a tired jab at Brandi....i'm not sure what else.  I stopped paying attention. Same goes for her and Paul's time in the laser hair removal session.  After noting that he really needed to get it done, I went to get a refill of my master cleanse diet lemonade from the fridge.

I returned when the ladies were congregating for what would be yet another epic argument.  Aside from being impressed by the gorgeous setup for the dinner, I was shocked to see Yolanda drinking straight up tequila........I half expected her to recite to Kyle any and all bizarre health benefits of drinking the alcohol but alas, she did not.  Soon after, Marisa spills red wine on a white dress but she insists on pursuing her own method for clearing up the stain - by pouring WHITE wine on the frock because she "heard" Barbra Streisand once did that at a party.  Honey, just because you've heard that something worked at a party that you were not in attendance doesn't mean that it will work and it certainly doesn't mean that you need to take such an opportunity to give it a try.  Perhaps it MAY work but this blogger has never heard of one wine cancelling out the stain left by another. *rolls eyes*

The ladies sit down for a beautiful dinner, or what would have been a beautiful dinner. However, it IS Bravo and the weekend was going way too smoothly.  Soon enough the argument arises about Adrienne, YET AGAIN with Brandi, Camille, Lisa and Kyle throwing jabs at each other.  So much was said and certainly too much to repeat here but basically the argument went back as far as Brandi and Camille preparing for the Season 2 reunion show and knowing beforehand that Adrienne planned to attack Lisa and wanted to draft them into her own personal army.  After all was said and done, Camille became angry that Brandi had the audacity to be honest and state the facts of Camille's prior knowledge to the ambush.  Just how Camille thought it was needed to point out that Lisa owns only 51% of SUR still escapes me.  Lisa seemed more angry that Kyle her "friend" sticks up for everyone else BUT Lisa and Kyle, as always, took up for Adrienne.  Amazingly enough, Yoda, I mean Yolanda pointed out that the argument keeps arising yet Adrienne is never present......hmm, Kyle sure does seem like Adrienne's proxy now that I think of every argument regarding Adrienne and Brandi's beef without Adrienne even being present.  Yup, sure seems blatant. 

As if on cue, Yolanda stands, gives her regards and leaves.  Doesn't exchange harsh words, doesn't continuing arguing, but very elegantly excuses herself.  I'd love to see more of that on this show, maturity.

Anyway, can't wait to see next week's episode.  Looks like Adrienne is going to deny suing Brandi.......say what now?

Lululemon Yogabowl Warehouse Sale!

So.....yeah, I've heard of and saw the Lululemon stores before in passing but I always assumed it was a "rich people store".  I always assume its really expensive so I never actually venture into their store locations, I avoid them with a mental note that I most likely cannot afford anything within its confines.  To be honest, I had no idea what they even sold until I saw an episode of On the case with Paula Zahn on the ID network about a disgruntled employee who murdered her coworker at the Bethesda, MD location of Lululemon Athletica. 

But this post is meant in no way to muddy the stores reputation.  Upon further investigation of the store's website, I really developed an interest in the store and its motto.  First off, I had a good look at their manifesto.  Seeing as though I saw it just after the New Year and I was still filled with hope and positivity for some major life changing I need to get done this year, their word collage really struck a cord with me.  Take a gander:

(Image from www.lululemon.com/about/manifesto)

In addition, I've been in the gym a lot lately as part of my ongoing fitness journey and I'm always looking for stylish workout and lounge gear.  Since then, I've been keeping tabs on lululemon.  Yes, they are still a bit out of my price range but a store i'd definitely like to patronize. 

Anyway, fast forward to this past Sunday when by chance an old HS classmate of mine, now a yoga instructor, updated her status via Facebook - stating that she was attending the lululemon warehouse sale! After sitting up in bed immediately and frantically Googling any information I can find, I saw that not only was lululemon holding a sale at Nassau Coliseum here in NY but it was halfway through its 3rd day.  instantly, images of fit, health conscious women in sweatpants and trainers fighting over clothes on hangers entered my head. I quickly walked my dog and practically sped to the location, fussing at every idiotic driver who crossed my path on the way.  I walked as fast as I could from my car to the basement of the sports arena and almost threw my coat at the young men checking coats so that I could get to the sale faster.  Unfortunately, most of my size was sold out by the time I got there.  BUT, and this is great marketing on their half, I saw this cute jacket thing on all of the female employees working there and had to have one.  Check it out:


I know, it looks odd doesn't it? But its a wonderful jacket with convertible sleeves, deep pockets and my favorite part, because of the fit I actually had to buy two sizes smaller than I normally buy for myself.  i'm not sure if that means I am walking around wearing clothes that are too big for me but I was happy with this purchase.  AND it only cost $19 when most of the jackets in the sale were about $45.

I also purchased this jacket:


It's sleek and light weight with a hoodie.  This too is also 2 sizes smaller than my normal size :D and it cost $19 as well.

So total savings....well normally both jackets together would cost between $200 and  $250 and I only paid $39.76.  Can't beat that.

As for other items at the sale..well I saw plenty of t-shirts I fit but I couldn't bring myself to pay $32 for them when I can get something similar for much less at other stores and there were some pants that I fit but I wasn't too impressed with the way they looked on me.  Next year I DEFINITELY will be showing up on the first day of the sale!  Side note - they couldn't give me enough shopping bags to takeaway, they were the sturdy earth conscience reusable kind.  Seriously, the cashier gave me one extra than the one my items were in, then as I was leaving two count'em TWO employees handed me 7 more.  Take a look:


Now I'll fit right in at Trader Joe's and Whole Foods when I normally ask for the paper bags but all the other people on line have their own bags. Thanks lulu!

Rugby Ralph Lauren CLOSED: Tribute to (ONE OF) my favorite yet now deceased stores

You ever have a store when upon crossing its threshold you are transported to a different frame of mind, time, place or day dream? Well for me, one of those stores was Rugby Ralph Lauren.  The younger sibling of the many Ralph Lauren lines, Rugby specialized in collegiate-esque (is that a word) preppy clothing and accessories.  The store was born in 2005 but I didn't know of its existence until I happened to walk past the Manhattan location at 99 University Place by complete chance in 2010.....and from there, our love affair began.

Every season I looked forward to its collection debut inspired by Ivy League preppy-ness, modeled by gorgeous and impossibly perfect looking young ones who by looks alone resembled the very college classmates who barely knew I existed back when I was IN university.  SURE the clothing was expensive and I could only afford to wait  until halfway through the season to purchase them on discount, SURE I'm way past undergraduate college age but I guess the store offered classy, majestic clothing that just reminded me of my happier, carefree college days.  Yes, when I slipped on a Rugby polo and jacket, I felt like I was a Harvard alum when in fact I actually attended Hofstra.

Simply by stepping into the Manhattan and East Hampton locations, I felt much more rich and stately than I actually am.  It was an escape I truly enjoyed.  So imagine my shock and dismay when upon reading my emails this morning this appeared:


CLOSED? CLOSED! I couldn't believe it.  I can't say I didn't see it coming.  I sometimes referred to it as Ralph Lauren's charity brand seeing as though there were more emails announcing sales on clothing and accessories for additional 20 - 70% off ALREADY reduced prices than emails announcing regular prices.  But I didn't know the store was coming to a close.  I didn't get that memo........I shoulda bought the arm warmers I saw in the email they sent last week.  SMH.  Anyway, here are a few of my favorite pieces:

 
This was my first sweater, a present for my birthday.  This is from the men's line but I wanted a sweater with a letter on the front - for some reason I was obsessed with letterman jackets at the time and the women's line no longer had my size.  My favorite part of this sweater is that the factory embroidered my name on the waist so it truly feels special to me.


 
 
I love this sweater but try to limit its use (if there is white or cream clothing or linen around I am SURE to spill something on it).  This is from the women's line and hugs my body better.  Very warm PLUS I look very studious and smart when wearing it (that's always a plus)


 
Though not quite as bright, the first time I set eyes upon this sweater I thought of Harvard Crimson and I had to have it.  I heart this sweater and I carefully store it in my closet like it's the shroud of Turin

 

 

My arm warmers....hmm where do I begin? I originally bought these because I loved how they were styled with various other pieces from the collection the season I purchased these but they've become my lifesavers.  I bought them on sale for about $35 and at the time, I thought it was a bit extravagant for something I didn't expect to use often but let me tell you guys, I use these all of the time.  They come in handy during the winter when I am attending something and I am wearing a coat but short sleeves say a dress with cap sleeves or tank blouse and the sleeves of my coat aren't skin tight (I usually feel the draft coming up my arms).  This has also come in handy when I have parked my car and am walking to a lounge, club or bar do not wish to bring my coat so as to avoid those pesky coat check fees.


 

 
=(  Aww, the gift box.  Whether in store or via mail, all items arrived in a box similar to this one.  I have save 2 or 3 because they make for good sturdy storage.  I would have saved the 2 I threw out last month had I known another would never join my collection again.  =(
 


 
 
So long and farewell Rugby.  I'll miss you.

My experience with the Long Island Naturals Meetup


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Blue Print Cleanse Master Cleanse Alternative


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Phine Body "Donkey Booty" Fitness Dvd Review


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Lips - Revlon Haute Berry
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Rock Beauty Caviar Nail Manicure Review


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Rock Beauty Caviar Nail Manicure in Pink/Pluto

Skinnygirl Cleanse and Restore Green Lemonade Review


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Skinnygirl Daily Cleanse and Restore Green Lemonade

Hair Rules Review


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Hair Rules Quench Ultra Rich Conditioner
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Hair Rules Kinky Curling Cream
Hair Rules Volumizing Hair Spray

Monday, February 4, 2013

Dream Water Review


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Dreamwater Sleep Aid Shot in Snoozeberry

January 2013 Birchbox Review


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December 2012 Birchbox Review


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Neutrogena Microdermabrasion System Review


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Neutrogena Microdermabrasion System purchased at CVS

DIY Sue Maesta Hood Hair Wrap Alternative


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Glamorous Chicks Cosmetics 6-in-1 Pigment Review


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Glamorous Chicks Cosmetics 6-in-1 Pigment in Carnival, Insistance and Banana

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Nail Polish - China Glaze Riveting from Hunger Games Collection
Jewelry - Femmestone Collection
Blouse - NY & Co

Glamorous Chicks Cosmetics 6-in-1 Pigment Makeup Tutorial


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Eve Pearl Glamour Mascara - Jet Black
Prestige Eyeliner - Black
NYX lipliner
Mally Poreless Perfection Glowing Foundation - Tan
Khroma Beauty Kim's Kardazzle Complete Face Palette
Khroma Beauty Khloe's Kardazzle Complete Face Palette
Dot's Clear Lip Gloss

Nail Polish - China Glaze Riveting from Hunger Games Collection
Jewelry - Femmestone Collection
Blouse - NY & Co

Khroma Beauty Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Kardazzle Review


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Khroma Au Naturel Nude Lip Kit

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Hair: Sensationnel  HZ-P015 in 1B
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Rings - Princess Kate engagement ring reproduction from HSN, rectangle crystal ring - Dots, cushion cut crystal ring and watch from NY & CO, charm bracelet Vicenza by QVC
Lace Tank Top - Dots

Khroma Khloe Kardashian Kardazzle Makeup Tutorial


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Khroma Au Naturel Nude Lip Kit
Prestige Eyeliner Pencil - Black
Eve Pearl Glamour Mascara - Jet Black
YBF neutralizing powder
Nail Polish : China Glaze Polarized over Essence Color & Go in Walk on Air
Lace Tank Top - Dots

Royalty Free Music - N o t a n i c o M e r e n g u e by K E V I N M C  L E O D

Khroma Kim Kardashian Kardazzle Makeup Tutorial


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Khroma Kim's Kardazzle Complete Face Palette
Khroma Au Naturel Nude Lip Kit
Prestige Eyeliner Pencil - Black
Eve Pearl Glamour Mascara - Jet Black
YBF neutralizing powder
Hair: Sensationnel  HZ-P015 in 1B
Nail Polish : China Glaze Polarized over Essence Color & Go in Walk on Air
Earrings and Collar - H&M

Rings - Princess Kate engagement ring reproduction from HSN, rectangle crystal ring - Dots, cushion cut crystal ring and watch from NY & CO, charm bracelet Vicenza by QVC
Lace Tank Top - Dots

Royalty Free Music - Modern Samba by K E V I N M C  L E O D

November 2012 Birchbox Review


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Gorgeous jewelry by Femmestone collection

Jem 1980's Cartoon Halloween Makeup Tutorial


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(VERY LATE) October Birchbox Review


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Earrings - Younikness
Blazer - Rainbow Shops
Lace Tank - Dot's

Review: Miss Jessie's Pillow Soft Curls


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Earrings - purchased at Chic and Kinky Event May 2012 cannot remember name of vendor for the life of me or find business card
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Charm Bracelet - Vicenza at QVC.com
Silver band ring - Steel by Design at QVC.com
Stone Ring and Watch from NY & Company

Disney's Brave Princess Merida Halloween Look


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Products Used:
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NYX Eyeshadow Base in Skin Tone
NYC Smooth Skin Liquid Makeup - 677 Nude
NYC Translucent Powder

Cheeks and Nose:
Mally Contour Kit
Wet n' Wild Blush
Freckles:
NYX lipliner - nutmeg

Lips:
NYX Lipliner - nude
Mac Lipstick Marilyn Monroe LE - Pure Zen
Wet n' Wild Blush
Eyebrows:
88 Eyeshadow palette (eyebrows)

Eyes:
NYX Jumbo Eye Pencil - Milk
Maybelline Volum Express Falsies Mascara - Brownish Black
Jordana Eyeliner - Brown

Music by Jeremy Winters www.freepublicmusic.com - Opening Precipice, Wants and needs

Queen Elizabeth I Halloween Makeup Look


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NYC Smooth Skin Liquid Makeup - 677 Nude
Revlon ColorStay  Aqua Mineral Makeup - Fair

Cheeks:
6 Contour Palette
Wet n' Wild Blush
Lips:
NYX Lipliner - nude
Estee Lauder Double Wear Lipstick - Stay Mauve
Eyebrows:
88 Eyeshadow palette (eyebrows)

Eyes:
NYX Jumbo Eye Pencil - Milk
Maybelline Volum Express Falsies Mascara - Brownish Black
Jordana Eyeliner - Brown

Music by Jeremy Winters www.freepublicmusic.com - Opening Precipice, Wants and needs

Morticia Addams Family Halloween Makeup Tutorial


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Products Used:
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NYX Jumbo Eye pencil - Milk
88 Eyeshadow Palette
Stila Fabulous in Fiji Palette
Sleek Storm Palette - metallic gray (3rd eye shadow)
Rimmel Eyebrow Pencil
Prestige Kohl Eyeliner
Eve Pearl Glamour Mascara - Jet Black
Face:
NYX Jumbo Eye Pencil - Milk
NYC Smooth Skin Liquid Makeup - 677 Nude
Revlon ColorStay  Aqua Mineral Makeup - Fair
6 Contour Palette
Lips:
NYX Lipliner - Plum
Wet N' Wild Lipstick 911D - Spotlight Red

Music by Jeremy Winters www.freepublicmusic.com - Can't Stop and Beat Trippin