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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Love and Hip Hop NY Season 3 Ep. 5 Recap

SPOILER ALERT: If you have not viewed Season 3's Episode 5 of LHHNY, please proceed with caution.  ALL IMAGES FROM www.VH1.com

This week's episode begins with Rich summoning Yandy to discuss the situation with Erica.  After asking if it's for real that she's his boo thang, she says "you know the golden rule, we don't mix business with pleasure" please tell me someone other than myself had a flashback to this time last year when HER mentor told her just about the same thing with the Jim Jones and Chrissy triangle? Altho this situation isn't quite the same, she sure is someone to be talking about keeping boundaries.  Rich proceeds to explain his issue with Liv not giving in to his requests for her participation on the track with Erica and that someone needs to give her a chance.  Yandy reluctantly agrees to talk to her despite the bust up she caused at her event with Olivia and will give some sort of counselor's opinion to Rich afterward.




The next shot cuts to Tahiry making good on her deal with Joe. If you recall, she agreed to cook dinner for him if he passed the home drug test she asked him to take.  Somehow I recall that this dude had a girlfriend he spoke with on camera a few weeks ago, am I wrong?  where IS this chick? she's not ever around! but anyway, he shows up and they discuss various subjects over steak.  she mentions that she's in the process of making music at the studio and invites him to come.  in the confessional, Joe says "nowadays, everybody and their mother thinks they can get in the booth and put out a hit" presumably referring to Jim and his mom.  real subtle there Joe. I'd love to see the fireworks that would arise if Jim was still on this show and came back at that.

after jokingly apologizing to Tahiry for not being able to stay for whatever tryst she may have been set up and ready for as an after dinner activity, he bounces but not before giving her one of THOSE hugs...ya'll know the one, the real flirtatious feel each other up hug *rolls eyes*

Raqi and Jen pitch a show to EBRO, the programming director at Hot 97 about a double female hosted show.  After stating that he's not currently looking for on-air talent and is there out of love for Raqi, she convinces him to give the women a shot at an interactive internet streaming program.  BUT, and this is a very important but, he emphasizes that no flirting can happen. NONE. ZILCH. Jen begins to question Raqi's reputation.  Perhaps there is a reason that he is making this explicitly clear in regards to Raqi especially after last week's debacle with Rashidah checking Raqi's "P" miles with people in the industry in the past.


Yandy has her meetup with Erica in which the latter explains her past through tears and why that makes her the way she is. Though the elder explains to her that she is not alone in having a tumultuous past, she has to straighten up as it might excluding her from opportunities.  Though needed and heartfelt, this blogger didn't get the impression that the message was strong enough.  The two part with Yandy feeling sorry for Erica and I think that sort of pity is the very same reason Rich can't seem to shake this chick.

Tahiry, Rashidah and Winter (who I completely forgot was even on this show) meet to discuss her recent activities with Joe.  Thankfully, Winter is perhaps the first person in a long time to point out to T that Joe is shackin up with someone else.  As usual, the friends reiterate that she shouldn't be allowing herself to get involved with Joe again to which she claims that he asked her for help and she would feel guilty if she turned her back on him.   what is a girl to do? upon hearing that Tahiry's song is about him, they try to reason with her but of course there's no making sense with someone who isn't over a past lover.  quite frankly, the producers could have cut this entire clip from the episode as it mirrored every other exchange T has had with Rashidah.....but they probably had some sort of obligation to film in Brooklyn's Woodland.

At Yandy's family photo shoot, Mandeecees finds out that her mom and she are moving to Jersey.  When he attempts to question it, Yandy glides over it by leaning in to baby Omere (who is gorgeous btw) and saying it's no big deal in near baby tongue.  that was smooth Yandy, LOVED it! In the confessional, she claims they're just boyfriend and girlfriend so she really didn't see the big deal.  That really puts things in perspective, huh? They have an argument about the moving plans on the terrace ending with Mandeecees threatening not to come home.  But have no fear, Yandy is full of surprises.  After Kimbella insists that it is Yandy's duty to bring the sexy back, Yandy films a sexy video and shows it to her baby daddy during a stay at the first of "many" hotels they stayed in.  The shocking part is, she actually did a pretty good job.  If she hadn't become a manager, she could've attempted a career as a video vixen.

I don't know how Yandy has time for everything seeing as though she also managed to get to the studio and check out Erica's first attempt at a ballad.  The songstress, model, dancer err......wait, what exactly IS Erica manages to produce a decent sample, Yandy admits she's surprised that it's not bad (her hopes of showing up to laugh her guts out were dashed) and leaves to return to the office.


Joe finally makes it to the studio to hear Tahiry's project.  The usual banter and body language is exchanged between the two.  Check out that knee touching.  Ladies, don't we all know that move? Carelessly blatant.


But the best and most amusing part of episode 5 is the fight between Jen and Raqi.  They finally do their first show but surprise, surprise, Raqi flirts relentlessly with the guest, rapper Vado.  Jen remarks that she feels uncomfortable but the words completely fall on deaf ears.  Later when they meet at Harlem Tavern, Jen expresses her frustration that she didn't get enough airtime to which Raqi points out  that the opportunity of the show took place not only because of her connection but that she had been working on it for months beforehand.  Disgusted, Jen recites her resume for Raqi so as to clear up any confusion that she needed her help to get back on the radio especially when she was about to "straddle" Vado right then and there during the broadcast.  The argument quickly escalates with Jen smartly walking away and leaving in the car.  Raqi approaches her before she leaves to ask how they're leaving the situation between them. When she tells Jen good luck on making it in the biz again after Jen essentially ends her role with. The program nearly sounded like a record scratching when Jen says "I'm white, it will get done, I'm white, it will get done".

Tread lightly Jen, don't forget how many of the viewers are ethnic and this blogger was pretty offended. 

ALL IMAGES FROM www.VH1.com

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Reflections on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 12

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So spoilers ahead, if you have not seen Season 3 Episode 12 of the RHOBH please proceed with caution.

The episode begins with the ladies still in Las Vegas for Brandi's female empowerment by dancing against a pole workshop.  I have to say Brandi did a good job, she was pretty nervous as evidenced from last week's episode but soon enough, she was in her element and having fun.  So were the ladies, EVEN Lisa, even YOLANDA for that matter.  But of course, every party needs a pooper and I guess that's why they invited Marisa Zanuck. If you remember, Brandi has been hanging with her since Kyle's ill-fated dinner party in which Faye Resnick ran her out of the dinner in tears. Brandi and Marisa have been pretty chummy ever since and Brandi must have felt compelled to invite her to the girls getaway.  Boy was she miserable.  She clearly stated that she sees no female empowerment in ANY part of pole dancing........so MY questions is, why in san heck did she go to Vegas? She knew the purpose of the trip before she left Cali.  I'm just saying, if she didn't want to be there THIS blogger would have been more than happy to have taken her place.  She was so ungrateful being there that she stepped away from her VERY short stint walking around the pole and grunted her disdain for the activity. smh.  Not that this blogger is supporting pole dancing, but it was meant to be a fun event with friends, nothing more.  NOT something to get all Gloria Steinem about. sheesh.

meanwhile back home, Kim is going in for surgery on her nose.  Kyle isn't aware of this until the day of, during a conversation she has with Kim on the phone in the limo with the rest of the ladies sitting all around.  or perhaps Kim isn't aware if she is going to have surgery that day either, maybe yes, maybe no she's not sure (basic Kimspeak).  The women are concerned about her having such a serious procedure done and are surprised at Kyle's nonchalance, especially Yolanda.  However, given Kim's behavior in the past seasons (and presumably her entire life before now), this is just another incident that Kim has gone and done....is it really surprising Kyle can be all up in arms about it anymore? That kind of endless caring can be exhausting and would have ruined her weekend of which Kim would have no apologies for causing.

In other news, Adrienne has decided to start a bag line....just what the economy needs, ANOTHER handbag line.  She makes a tired jab at Brandi....i'm not sure what else.  I stopped paying attention. Same goes for her and Paul's time in the laser hair removal session.  After noting that he really needed to get it done, I went to get a refill of my master cleanse diet lemonade from the fridge.

I returned when the ladies were congregating for what would be yet another epic argument.  Aside from being impressed by the gorgeous setup for the dinner, I was shocked to see Yolanda drinking straight up tequila........I half expected her to recite to Kyle any and all bizarre health benefits of drinking the alcohol but alas, she did not.  Soon after, Marisa spills red wine on a white dress but she insists on pursuing her own method for clearing up the stain - by pouring WHITE wine on the frock because she "heard" Barbra Streisand once did that at a party.  Honey, just because you've heard that something worked at a party that you were not in attendance doesn't mean that it will work and it certainly doesn't mean that you need to take such an opportunity to give it a try.  Perhaps it MAY work but this blogger has never heard of one wine cancelling out the stain left by another. *rolls eyes*

The ladies sit down for a beautiful dinner, or what would have been a beautiful dinner. However, it IS Bravo and the weekend was going way too smoothly.  Soon enough the argument arises about Adrienne, YET AGAIN with Brandi, Camille, Lisa and Kyle throwing jabs at each other.  So much was said and certainly too much to repeat here but basically the argument went back as far as Brandi and Camille preparing for the Season 2 reunion show and knowing beforehand that Adrienne planned to attack Lisa and wanted to draft them into her own personal army.  After all was said and done, Camille became angry that Brandi had the audacity to be honest and state the facts of Camille's prior knowledge to the ambush.  Just how Camille thought it was needed to point out that Lisa owns only 51% of SUR still escapes me.  Lisa seemed more angry that Kyle her "friend" sticks up for everyone else BUT Lisa and Kyle, as always, took up for Adrienne.  Amazingly enough, Yoda, I mean Yolanda pointed out that the argument keeps arising yet Adrienne is never present......hmm, Kyle sure does seem like Adrienne's proxy now that I think of every argument regarding Adrienne and Brandi's beef without Adrienne even being present.  Yup, sure seems blatant. 

As if on cue, Yolanda stands, gives her regards and leaves.  Doesn't exchange harsh words, doesn't continuing arguing, but very elegantly excuses herself.  I'd love to see more of that on this show, maturity.

Anyway, can't wait to see next week's episode.  Looks like Adrienne is going to deny suing Brandi.......say what now?